A welcome note from the elites....

The Judge

The Whinner

16-02-2008

This is a memorable day. This is the day when one elite group made themselves heard into the world. They one goal and only one great goal, to spread a great thought and spirit to the human kind in this world. The two founders of this elite group known to humans as

These two elites are the founder of this very elite group, they are different, special and gifted people, who is the most suitable of all to spread this newfound spirit. Here's a short intro of the two wonderful founders:

Founder No.1, also known as is "The Judge" from Setapak,Malaysia. Currently doing degree, The Judge will further her studies till she gets Permenant Head Damage. Currently, based in Aussie, to further spread the very spirit to the people over here. The specialities of the Judge are such as "classified information...."

Founder No.2, known as the "Whinner". Best at winning all baseless arguments, somehow nobody can crap better than her. Currently also based in Western Australia. Together the Winner and the Judge make a wonderful pair to spread the so~hai(z) spirit to the people over here. The Whinner will also further her study in gender and human behaviour to better influence people here to embrace the so~hai(z) spirit.

The main goal and main objective for this elite group is to:

• Spread the so~hai(z) spirit.


• Discover more sohaiz in this world.


• To make the world a better place for on-coming generations of so~hai(z).


• To turn the world upside down, so everyone will think like us- the sohai(z).


• Long term goal: To brainwashed everyone, to promote total world domination....Bwahahahahaha!

To all undiscovered so~hai(z) out there, or to those who think you are one, you are welcome to join us, with the following requirements...

• Joker, crapper, bull-shitter.


• Must be a hygiene freak!


• Must know more than 2 languages, better still if you can invent your own language.


• Must be able to be not so serious at all times.


• So~hai(z) must be your top priority


• The spirit lives within you, 24/7, cannot turn off!

And for those of you who thinks you are better than the founders, you are welcome to have our place! Send your applications to sh.inventor2008@gmail.com (this is an actual valid email, how else do you think i can set up this blog!)

Regards,

Judge & Whinner xoxo(too bad la, cause I can't manage to enter this section!)