Life of the elites.....

?!?!?

2008-03-30T22:54:00.004+08:00

Is there such thing as being abnormally normal to being normally abnormal?!?

The love and sohai spirit still going strong, we have not forsaken you. Figure this one out...

Cheers,

The Judge & Whinner

Beef no More!

2008-03-06T21:10:00.004+09:00

The Judge and the Whinner will like to declare that they are seriously tired shit of beef. Infact, they swear that they will not touch beef for the next few months...(What? You think we are going to discard beef from our menu? Who is that silly!)

The Judge and the Whinner is sick and tired of having beef as one of the things that they have daily. "Beef is like chicken in Malaysia." quote the Judge, where upon she too said that she wishes to have other stuff such as pork, chicken. Where as, the Whinner who is extremely fussy decides that she wanted fish very much, infact she is dying to have fish any day now.

And therefore, we shall make it a point that, yes we are infact living off steaks here, envy or not. We have so much steak, mutton and beef it make seafood, pork and chicken look like they are some rare luxurious item here. I think, if i set up a poultry farm here and sell chicken, pork and seafood dead cheap here i can earn a huge fortune....*starts planning to make big money....*

Btw, the Judge and Whinner made observation that dogs sniffs butts to make a connection. The funny thing is, they will sniff a fake dog (dog statue's) butt too. Talk about having a good sense of smell, they can't even tell if their own species is alive or real!

By,

The Judge & Whinner
xoxo

Fusion...

2008-03-04T18:12:00.004+09:00

Tried something quite interesting today, cause the Whinner always like to try new stuff that's why, no other reason. Or maybe could it be that she is too poor to spend any money outside, therefore everything and anything offered by her home-stay auntie is something that she will try.

She tried something called chin-chau...Nope, not your ordinary chin-chau but chin-chau plus lychee and the juice. Neh, those type that you can get during chinese new year, the sweet and sour syrup thingy. However, the taste is quite different, and the sight of grey coloured lychee is not exactly too appetizing. But then, never judge anything by it's look (even though u should break that rules at certain times) the taste is not bad actually quite refreshing once you get use to it.

Acting and Prodcution could be quite fun, it will however be exceptionally fun when you dun have the thought going "What am I doing here, Why am I doing this ?" in your head, but then again... I would not be called the founder of So~Haiz club if i werent to bahave like that. I have an image to maintain ok...Need to keep the reputation going...Need to spread the So~Haiz love and spirit around....

Till next time then you midgets out there, tata, bye, todolouse (anyone knows the correct spelling for this one?) Or if you are so free, check this website to see what other ways ou can say good bye...this one is actually very educating...No kidding! (Just so happens it's website has an elite word...whoot!)

http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/goodbye.htm

By,

The Whinner
xoxo

Beef, pork, char siu!

2008-02-23T22:40:00.003+09:00

Dear readers,

This entry is dedicated to our dear Judge who i should say that, cannot differentiate beef, pork and char siu for crying out loud!

Apparently, everything looks like char siu to the Judge... Even when it's steak... Hmm, maybe steak is the western version of char siu!

By,

The Whinner
xoxo

Whatever you want to call this...

2008-02-22T21:43:00.003+09:00

Okay, the day started like any other day....The two "elite" sohai(z) club founders decided that they fancy a walk in the city....Cause they have nothing better to do...Of course not! We needed to go UWA (U doub/University of Western Australia for all you people who don't know what it is.)

The reason we go to UWA is because they invited us to give a talk there about our sohai~ness, they needed our advise to establish a sohai club! So, what to do, people want to invite us there, of course we need to give a bit of respect and because we think UWA is quite famous, cause we hear people talking about it....

But, we turn out to be GOD DAMN WRONG!!!! Nobody in the city, and i mean NOBODY knows where UWA is!!!! What the hell is! They don't know where one of their so-called-famous-but-apparently-not University.

Infact, I wanted to give a sohai business card (in printing, seriously, in printing) to a chinese woman working at Transperth. Infact, i think she should be the leader for this club, cause she send us all the way to Joondalup to ECU (Edith Cowan University). Eh, let me ask you, any similiarities between ECU and UWA... besides the U i really dun see any other similiarities.... Stupid woman, she gave us a joyride...which we have to pay blardy 90 cents for it...Not cheap!
nevermind that, as a matter of fact we need to go back to UWA again next week, due to high demands, see, we are that popular!

Wait till I see that woman again, this time I'll make sure I have my business card ready and also the recruitment form.....

By,
The Judge and Whinner
xoxo

More so~hainess....

2008-02-19T20:41:00.003+09:00

Dear readers,

TO not dissapoint you any further, we decided that we should blog more often....yea right! Anyways, we shall divulge what we did today here....all our antics, be it accidental or intentionally.

One thing you can do in Uni we just found out was that, you could sign up for one class and attend another class, and honestly no one would really know...Say, you sign up for English, you can actually go to an Account class, you can sit there and join the class; but then again you probably would look stupid cause you would not have understand anything else the lecturer would say....

Classes would not help if you have a song stuck in your head.... It's like a bad CD that got stuck in the player where you cannot get the damn thing out....Your lecturer would be talking in front then there would be this song stuck in your head...." insy winsy spider climbing up the spout..."

Oh, check out this videos

2008-02-17T21:57:00.003+09:00

Theory of the day:

So hai(z) is not So hai(z) if you're NOT so hai(z).

That's all for the day. Check out this link if you will, click here http://www.ahyap.com/blog/sohai.php#comment-9865

By,
Judge & Winner.

A welcome note from the elites....

2008-02-16T22:40:00.006+09:00

The Judge

The Whinner

16-02-2008

This is a memorable day. This is the day when one elite group made themselves heard into the world. They one goal and only one great goal, to spread a great thought and spirit to the human kind in this world. The two founders of this elite group known to humans as

These two elites are the founder of this very elite group, they are different, special and gifted people, who is the most suitable of all to spread this newfound spirit. Here's a short intro of the two wonderful founders:

Founder No.1, also known as is "The Judge" from Setapak,Malaysia. Currently doing degree, The Judge will further her studies till she gets Permenant Head Damage. Currently, based in Aussie, to further spread the very spirit to the people over here. The specialities of the Judge are such as "classified information...."

Founder No.2, known as the "Whinner". Best at winning all baseless arguments, somehow nobody can crap better than her. Currently also based in Western Australia. Together the Winner and the Judge make a wonderful pair to spread the so~hai(z) spirit to the people over here. The Whinner will also further her study in gender and human behaviour to better influence people here to embrace the so~hai(z) spirit.

The main goal and main objective for this elite group is to:

Spread the so~hai(z) spirit.

Discover more sohaiz in this world.

To make the world a better place for on-coming generations of so~hai(z).

To turn the world upside down, so everyone will think like us- the sohai(z).

Long term goal: To brainwashed everyone, to promote total world domination....Bwahahahahaha!

To all undiscovered so~hai(z) out there, or to those who think you are one, you are welcome to join us, with the following requirements...

Joker, crapper, bull-shitter.

Must be a hygiene freak!

Must know more than 2 languages, better still if you can invent your own language.

Must be able to be not so serious at all times.

So~hai(z) must be your top priority

The spirit lives within you, 24/7, cannot turn off!

And for those of you who thinks you are better than the founders, you are welcome to have our place! Send your applications to sh.inventor2008@gmail.com (this is an actual valid email, how else do you think i can set up this blog!)

Regards,

Judge & Whinner xoxo(too bad la, cause I can't manage to enter this section!)